Warning – the following article contains nudity, swearing and numerous references to bodily fluids. If you are under the age of 18 (or are under 18 but already a parent, in which case congratulations for being able to read at all), then you might not want to read on unless an adult is present. [...]
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Identifying Features: Mum, Dad and a motley assortment of Noisy Kids. If you’re very unlucky you might even get Noisy Dog or been-at-the-gin Noisy Grandma Distinctive Markings: Three trips’ worth of assorted beach equipment – all designed to make loud noises / fire plastic missiles / block out your sun Natural Enemies: Just [...]
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
It may seem odd at first thought that while we have been sending objects into space since 1946, catapulting the first man out of orbit on the end of a huge firework an amazing 49 years ago; here at home on our little planet, which is made up of 70.8% water and a measly [...]
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Breed: Emma Human Will Maine Coon Age: Emma 25 Will 1 years old Likes: Emma My Mini Cooper and summer BBQs Will Water and playing in my cat paddling pool with sister Grace! Hates: Emma When Will & Grace keep me up all night Will Being caught playing on the snooker [...]
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
So, here we are. It’s been a blast for the last few years but unfortunately with the economy picking up and Baby X yet to come to terms with the whole ‘don’t try to eat anything bigger than your head’ issue, I find myself with a whole pile of important things to do and not [...]
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of Shakespeare. A now-extinct variant of the same theorem said that, “if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, eventually [...]
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
In 1985 the Greenpeace ship ‘Rainbow Warrior’, lay in harbour in New Zealand, making ready to protest against French nuclear testing in the Pacific. Her fate was sealed in Paris and she was sunk by French secret service agents. Unfortunately one man was killed. Portuguese-Dutch photographer, Fernando Pereira, was one of the crew members to [...]
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
From farm shoppers to fans of Fairtrade, find out which eco foodie tribe you fall into with our handy spotter’s guide The Organic Shopper Amelia’s swapped the Range Rover for a Prius, and finds it much easier to reverse into those tiny spaces in front of the Organic Shop, even if there’s just no [...]
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Watch out. The skies are alive with activity. Outer space is buzzing. I’ve seen the lights in the sky. I’ve seen the circular patterns in the fields. I’ve seen Independence Day, Mars Attacks, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve read all the right books, and I’m not going to be a victim of the space [...]
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
IdentifyingFeatures:Rapid-blinkingand intense eye-contact (to appear trustworthy) and the strange tendency to use American-sounding phrases in conversation. Distinctive Markings: A copy of the latest NLP book and a subscription to Psychologies magazine. Natural Enemies: ‘Non-receptives’, ie anyone who looks at them and says “Are you on something, or what?” Their Heroes: Derren Brown, Paul McKenna, [...]
Familiar with the Daft Punk Pyramid? Well I’m sorry Thomas and Guy-Manuel, but Etienne De Crecy has almost eclipsed your travelling stage with this epic installation. Those crazy french euro-house DJs, what will they think of next?
Popularity: 20% [?]
Familiar with the Daft Punk Pyramid? Well I’m sorry Thomas and Guy-Manuel, but Etienne De Crecy has almost eclipsed your travelling stage with this epic installation. Those crazy french euro-house DJs, what will they think of next?
Popularity: 20% [?]
According to our publisher, we’ve ‘had a thing’ about this video this month. I’m not sure what he means by that, but what I do know is that Gallery accounts for probably one fifth of the seven million, two hundred and eighteen thousand, two hundred and twenty nine times the video has been viewed at the time of writing. That’s 1,443,645.8 times. Yep, we’re so crazy that we watched it point eight of a time just to make the figures add up. Anyway, POWERTHIRST. It’s an energy drink for men.. MENERGY!
Popularity: 43% [?]
This month’s ‘Youtube video of the month’ was a close call between a Gallery favourite comedy classic involving a cleverly dubbed television advert and that epic new television advert featuring Brains from Thunderbirds dancing to Snap’s ‘Rhythm is a dancer’. No contest really.
Popularity: 13% [?]
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
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