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It’s Alive!

  Warning – the following article contains nudity, swearing and numerous references to bodily fluids. If you are under the age of 18 (or are under 18 but already a parent, in which case congratulations for being able to read at all), then you might not want to read on unless an adult is present.  [...]

Has the Future Arrived?

  Those of you who follow Gallery’s motoring section as if it were your favourite religious cult will know a little about Honda’s CR-Z by now, having seen it featured in the top five hybrid & electric concepts that actually managed to make it through to production and as a little teaser in last month’s [...]

The Noisy Family on the Beach

    Identifying Features: Mum, Dad and a motley assortment of Noisy Kids.  If you’re very unlucky you might even get Noisy Dog or been-at-the-gin Noisy Grandma  Distinctive Markings: Three trips’ worth of assorted beach equipment – all designed to make loud noises / fire plastic missiles / block out your sun Natural Enemies: Just [...]

Eau Caprice

    Sailing…. “It’s like standing under a cold shower while ripping up fifty pound notes” but judging by our bustling harbours it seems to have a following. Louise Hannah went and checked it out for all the land lubbers.   “We have a saying in sailing,” my instructor Peter Carnegie tells me.  “It’s like [...]

The Deep

  It may seem odd at first thought that while we have been sending objects into space since 1946, catapulting the first man out of orbit on the end of a huge firework an amazing 49 years ago; here at home on our little planet, which is made up of 70.8% water and a measly [...]

Me and my Pet: Emma & Will

Breed:  Emma Human Will Maine Coon   Age:  Emma  25 Will 1 years old   Likes:   Emma  My Mini Cooper and summer BBQs  Will Water and playing in my cat paddling pool with sister Grace!   Hates:  Emma  When Will & Grace keep me up all night  Will Being caught playing on the snooker [...]